JERRY SEINFELD — GAME SHOW LOSERS

 

“Being married is like being on a game show, and you’re always in the lightning round. … The husband never has a clue. ‘Sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex package, or the guilt-free televised sporting event.’”

 
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