IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF …
Marriage is sending your husband to the grocery store with a list, and then spending the whole time by your phone answering questions.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) October 15, 2022
To be fair, when she puts "fat-free half-and-half" on the list, is that the regular fat-free half-and-half or the vanilla-flavored fat-free half-and-half? And does she want a pint or a quart? And what the hell is fat-free half-and-half made of anyway?
