Exciting news! The early bird version of “The New Husband’s Survival Guide” will be offered via a special Kickstarter campaign on Jan. 21. Check out our Kickstarter preview page at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rickresnick/the-new-husbands-survival-guide to learn more.

Star comedian Barry Brewer received an advance copy of The New Husband’s Survival Guide. And guess what? He loves it! … Check out the full review video!

You’re getting married? Do you know what you’re getting into? Well, my friend, as Barry Brewer, Jr. says, “You’ll find out.” … And when your wife says she wants to be a lioness, you better think hard about what kind of animal you want to be.

If you’re married, you’re having a great time at Tom’s show. There’s no pressure! … If you’re dating and you get into an argument on the ride home, the relationship could be over TONIGHT.

Introducing The Husband School! Is this thing on? Our first video is here. We’ll get better at this, I swear. #marriage #comedy #couples #relationships #husbands #wives

Steve doesn’t have anger issues. He has wife issues. … Steve’s wife is perfect. Of course. But then why can’t she ever find her phone? Or her keys?

Take it from Dan, NOTHING good will come from any of these comments from your wife. But if you listen to his advice, you might just survive to fight another day.

We need the tech people on this immediately. This way, husbands would get their wives’ text in the language they like … and vice versa. It’s ingenious!

Sure, running out of the room might delay the conversation, but that will certainly make matters worse. Sometimes, you just have to take your lumps.

“Being married is like being on a game show, and you’re always in the lightning round. … The husband never has a clue. ‘Sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex package, or the guilt-free televised sporting event.’”

Rookie Mistake: Thinking you will be allowed to play a lot of golf. Nope. Golf is out. You’re not going to be gone for six hours on a Saturday or Sunday. Not happening.

Rookie Mistake: Not listening intently to a story you've heard several times before. Which usually happens when the game is on.

Translator: “Choose your words carefully, bub. If you speak your mind, I am going to be very angry.”

Translator: “I’m NOT fine. I’m the opposite of fine – primarily because you haven’t figured out why I’m not fine.”

Our Husbands Panel was asked: “What are some things that new husbands are unpleasantly surprised about when it comes to living with their significant other?” Some responses:

• “For me, it was (and is) the hair in the shower/tub thing. I’m surprised she has any left on her head.”

• “Just how long the menstrual cycle lasts. And all the products. And messes to clean.”

The Husbands Panel was asked, “What are some of the battles new husbands wage when sharing space around the house?” Top responses:

• “The battle over the dishwasher. You have a specific system to maximize efficiency and she just throws the dishes in there! Nothing worse than this one!!!”

• “‘What do you want for dinner?’ ‘What do you want to do?’ The back-and-forth is endless.”

Did you know husbands can get scolded for using the bathroom too often ... in their own house? It's true! Jim found out the hard way. The poor guy is just looking for a little peace and quiet.

Nate’s wife the one to make the key decisions, including anything about the hot water heater. He’s pretty sure they have a water heater. But not 100% sure.

Should you deny that you weren't listening? Yes! Go on the defensive. "Of course, I was listening. I was just thinking of the best response. Now I've lost my train of thought. Will you please repeat the last few things that you said?"

To be fair, when she puts "fat-free half-and-half" on the list, is that the regular fat-free half-and-half or the vanilla-flavored fat-free half-and-half? And does she want a pint or a quart? And what the hell is fat-free half-and-half made of anyway?